The 3 Masters

[i2i]

To foster a better understanding between different religions
a retreat was held in the mountain wilderness and many
different religious and spiritual figures were in attendance.

Priests, rabbis, hinduists, and many others all joined together
for the conference. At night, around a campfire, three spiritual
seekers were trying to do a little spiritual one-up-manship.

First the priest said; "Last night in extremely deep prayer
I saw God and attained what is known in catholicism as
perfection. "

"That's nothing" said the buddhist monk, "last night I
entered the bliss of samadhi and communed with the
infinite."

The Zen master didn't say anything. He just stood there
stirring the campfire with his dick.
































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He may have been a renegade Master - everyone knows that Buddhist monks aren't supposed to be playing around with fire.

That is, unless they belong to the Shaolin Monastery. According to what I've read, the Shaolin Monastery or Shaolin Temple is a Chan Buddhist temple located in Henan province, China. The name refers to the forests of Shaoshi mountain, one of the seven peaks of Song mountains. Apparently construction of the Shaolin Temple began in 497 AD.

Post by i2i
To foster a better understanding between different religions
a retreat was held in the mountain wilderness and many
different religious and spiritual figures were in attendance.
Priests, rabbis, hinduists, and many others all joined together
for the conference. At night, around a campfire, three spiritual
seekers were trying to do a little spiritual one-up-manship.
First the priest said; "Last night in extremely deep prayer
I saw God and attained what is known in catholicism as
perfection. "
"That's nothing" said the buddhist monk, "last night I
entered the bliss of samadhi and communed with the
infinite."
The Zen master didn't say anything. He just stood there
stirring the campfire with his dick.

[i2i]

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He may have been a renegade Master - everyone knows that Buddhist monks
aren't supposed to be playing around with fire.

That is, unless they belong to the Shaolin Monastery. According to what I've
read, the Shaolin Monastery or Shaolin Temple is a Chan Buddhist temple
located in Henan province, China. The name refers to the forests of Shaoshi
mountain, one of the seven peaks of Song mountains. Apparently construction
of the Shaolin Temple began in 497 AD.



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