2015-08-01 22:51:01 UTC
a retreat was held in the mountain wilderness and many
different religious and spiritual figures were in attendance.
Priests, rabbis, hinduists, and many others all joined together
for the conference. At night, around a campfire, three spiritual
seekers were trying to do a little spiritual one-up-manship.
First the priest said; "Last night in extremely deep prayer
I saw God and attained what is known in catholicism as
"That's nothing" said the buddhist monk, "last night I
entered the bliss of samadhi and communed with the
The Zen master didn't say anything. He just stood there
stirring the campfire with his dick.
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